No one in human history has ever stolen someone else’s romantic partner. Significant others have changed their mind, been persuaded, been coerced, or even been forced, raped, or abducted, but no one’s boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. has ever been fucking stolen because humans are not fucking objects, no matter who or how many try to tell you otherwise. Sorry, buddy. Your wallet got stolen. Your girlfriend chose to be with another person.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor
if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between